Recently, there have been various sightings of extremely large animals
roaming the island of Woodbey.  They are apparently coming from the hills
behind my brothel and are frightening my patrons and employees.  As giant
porcupine pricks are not exactly the kind welcome around here, I invite anyone
to hunt down these animals and put an end to their encroachment onto the
grounds of my establishment.  Beware, however; it is said that a realm of foul
creatures lies beyond a lake.  Those brave enough to traverse the waters and
find their hidden kingdom will surely either find fortune, or, more likely,
death.  Good luck.

Madam Angelina